Momku writes haiku on Twitter. Sometimes she wants to use a few more syllables so she posts stuff here. She also blogs at Letterb.com. Go there to see the mom behind the curtain. Follow momku on TwitterTumblr (3.0; @momku)http://momku.com/<a href="http://fedupwithschoollunch.blogspot.com/">Fed Up: School Lunch Project</a>: <p>Teacher who is eating school lunch every day and blogging it. Someone give her a fucking Pulitzer please.</p> <p>via <a target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/pourmecoffee">@pourmecoffee</a></p>http://momku.com/post/425366999http://momku.com/post/425366999Wed, 03 Mar 2010 21:53:00 -0500<p>Incandescent bulbs<br/>You hippie kids will pry them<br/>From my cold, dead hands</p>http://momku.com/post/391135885http://momku.com/post/391135885Mon, 15 Feb 2010 13:28:07 -0500<p>Each kid must get a <br/>Valentine. One more reason <br/>To reduce class size</p> <p><a title="View on twitter"> </a></p> <p><a title="View on twitter" target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/momku/status/8971512282"> </a></p>http://momku.com/post/391148793http://momku.com/post/391148793Thu, 11 Feb 2010 00:00:00 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/UGyFG4QFWOs&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/UGyFG4QFWOs&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Nothing compares 2 U, Ernie and Bert.</p>http://momku.com/post/370027181http://momku.com/post/370027181Thu, 04 Feb 2010 00:00:45 -0500<p>Turned forty today <br/>With the dignity of a <br/>Small, petulant child</p>http://momku.com/post/370021044http://momku.com/post/370021044Wed, 03 Feb 2010 23:56:59 -0500<p>Almost dropped baby <br/>Husband says “Pretend she is <br/>Your laptop.” Touché</p>http://momku.com/post/362420897http://momku.com/post/362420897Sat, 30 Jan 2010 22:08:21 -0500<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kx0sqsGiq81qzd9ryo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Every family needs a copy of this on their fridge. It’s just common sense.  (via <a target="_blank" href="http://www.swiss-miss.com/">Swiss Miss</a> via <a href="http://blogs.sfweekly.com/foodie/2010/01/you_dropped_food_on_the_floor.php">SFoodie</a>)</p>http://momku.com/post/359912623http://momku.com/post/359912623Fri, 29 Jan 2010 13:01:00 -0500“Mr. Yamaguchi, the double survivor, was among the advocates of a simple plan to end nuclear war, Mr. Pellegrino writes. That plan went like this: The only people who should be allowed to govern countries with nuclear weapons are mothers, those who are still breast-feeding their babies.”<br/><br/> - <em><a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2010/01/20/books/20garner.html?8dpc">Books of The Times - A-Bomb - Charles Pellegrino’s ‘Last Train From Hiroshima’ - Review - NYTimes.com</a></em>http://momku.com/post/344597202http://momku.com/post/344597202Wed, 20 Jan 2010 13:24:07 -0500<p>There’s a room in Hell<br/>Entirely carpeted <br/>With tiny Legos</p>http://momku.com/post/338514153http://momku.com/post/338514153Sat, 16 Jan 2010 23:35:55 -0500<p>Bummer kids can’t lick <br/>Beaters anymore. Bummer <br/>For them. Nom, nom, nom…</p>http://momku.com/post/338386947http://momku.com/post/338386947Sat, 16 Jan 2010 22:07:02 -0500<p>Time to make dinner<br/>Checking the fridge. Ah. Olive <br/>and milk soup it is</p>http://momku.com/post/338384952http://momku.com/post/338384952Sat, 16 Jan 2010 22:05:21 -0500